Starbucks is famous for its Wi-Fi, but it's too played-out, crowded, and corporate. But slouching in front of a computer in bed all day is no way to live. We're just fine selling our handmade wares on Etsy and blogging our way to the top. We don't need no offices or 9-to-5 slave gigs. We 20-somethings are really busy sticking it to The Man. Talk about getting more bang for your buck. For ten bucks, you can relax in the theater for as long as you want (or can), and for $12, re-entry is allowed - which means you can leave to eat lunch or buy a pack of Juicy Fruit and go right back to your porn. There are not only private viewing booths ($5 for 30 minutes) but also full theaters, which means you can sit in a darkened room with a bunch of other hornballs and watch pornos all day. But why take the movie home when you can watch it right there? Dixie has a megaplex, fools. Wherever - and we do mean wherever - your sexual tastes lie, you will find your fetish on DVD at this den of deviancy in the Dirty South. Apart from the extensive collection of sex toys and other pleasure enhancers, Dixie offers a wide and varied collection of skin flicks. But who wants to do that? Dixie Adult Book and Video is like the Gap of porn shops. As long as you ignore all the dildos, lube, and floggers, that is, and focus on the clean, well-lit ambiance and the polite, cheery clerks. Walk into this joint and you probably won't feel like you just entered a sex shop.
